Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho…

My rating system:

5 = Perfection.
4.5 = REALLY good, but lacking that oomph to make it 5.
4 = Great.
3.5 = Above average. Definitely worth a look.
3 = Average.
2.5 = Below average. If you like its genre, you probably would like it.
2 = Not terrible, but not something you would like.
1.5 = Bad, but still worth checking JUST to make fun of how bad it is.
1 = BEWARE! EVIL! NOT EVEN WORTH MAKING FUN OF! WILL LITERALLY MAKE YOU SICK!

Ah, Pirates of the Caribbean. Disney’s mature audience cash cow, having earned its place as one of the highest grossing films ever, continues on with this latest addition. How did it fare?

Captain Jack Sparrow has been wrangled into yet another adventure as he discovers someone has been using his name to gather together a crew. His investigation leads him to an old flame of his, Angelica, whom is on the search for the Fountain of Youth. The journey leads them through obstacles including zombies, others in search for the Fountain such as the legendary pirate Blackbeard and the newly appointed privateer Barbossa, and…mermaids? The search is on! Now where’s my rum?